Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Wednesday night Rendez-Vous on a Cane Train

So, tomorrow night is Wednesday…yes…WEDNESDAY! We all know what that means: Union here we come! Every university has its own mid-week ‘drinking –day’ there for overall break from all the shit we have to endure during the week from all the lectures. It’s a break from pracs and tuts and lectures and tests and work and more work and even more work! WE NEED A BREAK!!!!!! – and Wednesdays sounds perfect ;-)

As your advisor I’m suppose to “advise” you not to drink…but you know what…I think we deserve a break from this week. It seems lecturers suddenly wake up in the last two weeks before swot-week. SUDDENLY out of nowhere, you get work piled on you, later drowning you in papers filled with prac/tut questions and assignments…and of course that wonderful word that academics love and we despise… “TESTS”. Tomorrow I have to write a test, and instead of studying, I chose to educate you on alcohol tonight so you can be ready for the Wednesday night partying (and maybe to also remind and educate myself so I won’t have another drunken horror night – that’s a story for another time and blog ;-)

Fellow students, try to keep that Cane Train limited because Cane can be a really bad choice for most of us. It’s one of the main reasons why drunken girls end up chundering all over Union and Rat. So if you can, stay away from the Cane people! But if it’s smiling at you and you’re forced to drink it by your own desire to get something cheap – you know, more for less type thing – just don’t mix your drinks people! You might get a message on facebook saying “wow, you’re a fucking hazard” – once again, that’s a story for another time!
So people, Please don’t get so drunk Wednesday nights that you just cause a cost for yourself the next day…remember there’s still two days of lectures you have to go through with a hangover! Keep it chilled!

Peace out!
Etto =)

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