Wednesdays Hump Day

Yes, I know you have an anthropology and sociology essay due this week. That English tut is also proving to be a bit problematic hey? No worries, there's always time. That's what we say all the time, there's always time. I have a poster stuck on my wall that says "Procrastination is like masturbation, at first it feels good, then you realise that you've just f***ed yourself."

But then again, speaking to a wise friend the other day, she said that procrastination is a good thing, because it just makes you enjoy your free time right now instead of later. So instead of continually creating the free time, lets just use it now.

It makes sense, in a way. But I know I'm skilled at writing essays the night before, so no worries there. As long as it's done as best as you can, it's all good. Problem though, writing an essay at 2AM whilst pumped full of black coffee does not normally result in the best results...

Anyways, let’s say in a parallel universe you've finished all your essays and are home free, then what about today? Wednesday, humpday! The hump in the middle of the week, it's down hill to the weekend from here. Thus Party. Cane trains at Union, drafts at the Rat, free entrance and dancing at Friars. You're sorted :)